9/24/2023 0 Comments Wild at heart 1990 nc 17Maybe he was doing a magic trick? Can’t remember. I was quite hungover and then had to get up and go to an office because I still haven’t won the lottery.ģ - At some point Nicolas Cage holds up a 3 of hearts. Then Nicolas Cage covers himself in paint and Zandalee gets shot. Eventually Judge Reinhold is so bored of being in this film that he drowns himself. ![]() I hope they are proud.Ĭage gives it a good go but however hard you shout the lines tepid melodrama is still tepid melodrama. I know that because I wrote their names down. Marissa Tomei and Joe Pantoliano are in this. However Nicolas Cage’s willy does still work so Zandalee lets him put it in her. Meanwhile his old friend Nicolas Cage (I expect the characters have names) is an Intense Artist with even stupider facial hair. Instead he has decided to grow a ludicrous moustache. Judge Reinhold is so sad that his willy has stopped working so he can’t put it in his wife, who is called Zandalee for some reason. Reinhold, best known for the Beverly Hills Cop movies and, of course, wanking off in Fast Times At Ridgemont High, plays a frustrated poet-turned-businessman in New Orleans in this very boring film that is hard to pay attention to when you really would rather still be asleep. The two words you never want to hear after “An erotic thriller starring…” are Judge and Reinhold. The problem with playing the lottery with numbers you pick inspired by Nicolas Cage films is that you have to find the time to watch two Nicolas Cage films a week - I am a busy man with over three friends and, occasionally, paying work! But I am committed to this now, which is why on Wednesday morning I got up at 6am and watched Zandalee.Īnd if I could give anyone one piece of advice, it would be “Do not get up at 6am and watch Zandalee.”
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